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Testimonial From A Satisfied User
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(call 800-U.Want.This.Kernel.Too and order now)*
*only where applicable & not in states where Other Vendor$ r0Ol.
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1) Other Vendor$ is an agressive brand of Evil Empire Inc, Redmond.
2) Miracles(tm) is a SUN Trademark since JAVA went outta alpha
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