I ran a boot repair. The result is here:
http://paste2.org/7DpAka2O
I am restarting now
EDIT: i did this before reading your reply @syg00
Nothing changed. Still booting directly into win.
Trying what you told me now.
The result from efibootmgr:
BootCurrent: 0000
Timeout: 0 seconds
BootOrder: 0000,0001,0002
Boot0000* USB Hard Drive 1 - HP v285w
Boot0001* Notebook Upgrade Bay
Boot0002* Notebook Hard Drive
Boot0003* Notebook Ethernet
Boot0004* Notebook Ethernet
Boot0005* SD Card
Boot0006* Windows Boot Manager
Boot0007* Windows Boot Manager
Boot0008* Windows Boot Manager
Boot0009* Windows Boot Manager
Boot000A* ubuntu
Boot000B* Windows Boot Manager
EDIT: I am so close to giving up Linux for good. Why is it so hard to even install it?