I'll bite!
>Installing Windows programs:
Run installer.
This program needs net runtime.
Download net runtime
Run net runtime installer.
Click next
Click next
Click next
Wants reboot.
Reboot.
Run installer.
click Next,
scroll down,
click radio button to choose 'I accept my slavedom',
click next
choose installation options, which, in advanced mode, will only let you choose the destination
click next
uncheck sponsor tickboxes
click next
Please wait while windows configures your software
20gb of sideby side assembly is generated
5 gb of msi shadow files are generated
launch program
phones home
a new update is available, do you want to update
download update
update is an installer you need to run
click Next,
scroll down,
click radio button to choose 'I accept my slavedom',
click next
choose installation options, which, in advanced mode, will only let you choose the destination
click next
uncheck sponsor tickboxes
click next
Please wait while windows configures your software
20gb of sideby side assembly is generated
5 gb of msi shadow files are generated
launch program
program.exe has exited with an error.
cannot find ms common controls 1.535.744d.
downloading is impossible without authentication.
download authenticator.
run authenticator.
download common controls.
install common controls.
reboot.
launch program
phones home
a new update is available, do you want to update
download update
update is an installer you need to run
click Next,
scroll down,
click radio button to choose 'I accept my slavedom',
click next
choose installation options, which, in advanced mode, will only let you choose the destination
click next
uncheck sponsor tickboxes
click next
Please wait while windows configures your software
20gb of sideby side assembly is generated
5 gb of msi shadow files are generated
launch program.
program runs but now your mom calls you down for dinner.
maybe tomorrow you will have your fun.
It's tomorrow, time to play a game.
>attempt to play a game in Windows, downloaded from the official MS Piratebay repo
>Windows doesn't know what an iso file is, ask me to burn it
>'Burn it?!'I don't want windows to destroy the data I've spent downloading over one month due to windows QOS, BITS and velocidensity data accumulators that restrict open connections to two, routed over the Microsoft spy-net MSE filter to protect me from malware!
>ask friendly people on the piratebay comments
>they tell me to download alcohol demon pro enterprise
>i do so, finally able to mount the game after agreeing to a ring -1 access policy
>mounting takes 3 hours because windows limits RAM to 1256 bits per UAC kernelspace sector, giving me only 12 megabytes every 5 seconds.
>suddenly splash-screen of game, fans go into overdrive as they need to cool my network cables due to 'always on' DRM saturating my bandwidth to the full allotted 1kbs of the current BITS slice.
>game crashes because Microsoft common controls and cruntime 5-3253.543535-188D are missing.
>go to Microsoft site to download packet.
>needs authentication
>download authentication checker
>BIOS flares up as daz loader spoofs my uefi-ami-safeboot-award masker
>finally downloaded
>install
>please wait while windows configures your software
>30 minutes later, done, needs reboot
>reboot and wait the 5 minutes til the desktop is loaded, thank god I bought that SSD
>remount game
>wait
>start
>installation of common controls in conjunction with my graphic card driver opens a security backdoor I can;t patch since I don't have the license to download kb-49222E
>Russian hacker currently living in china pings IIS netbios service over telnet with /w00tw00t.at.ISC.SANS.DFind
>MSE automatically emerges phpmyadmin, serving the hacker which it thinks is me and wants to give me a good computing experience made in Redmond.
>computer gets hijacked
>hacker deletes everything
>hacker installs gentoo
>tells me next time I should use a real system
>linux natively mounts iso
>use winetricks to configure wine
>play game at 99999fps all the time
>get laid
>mfw I'm now successful at life and have a wife.
Thank you linux.
(It's been probably eight years since I last used this copypasta, mhh good times. )
But seriously, yes, it's stable enough and usable, or they wouldn't be putting that thing in almost every device these days.