Where do babies come from?

Robert0380 · 08-04-2002, 10:07 PM

trickykid · 08-04-2002, 10:42 PM

Wasn't this explained by your mother when you were little ?

concoran · 08-05-2002, 02:27 AM

Who's babies are you talking about?

Bert · 08-05-2002, 02:36 AM

Stork or cabbage patch. Personally, I was brought by a stork. Some people came from the cabbage patch however. Robert0380, I'm sorry but you almost certainly came from the cabbage patch.

Bert

NGraphiX · 08-05-2002, 06:28 AM

what the hey??!!
do you mean baby penguins?

spooge · 08-05-2002, 09:47 AM

both my older brothers told me, my parents found me on the the doorstep, in a brown paper bag.

neo77777 · 08-05-2002, 09:56 AM

Go googling to find out

Thymox · 08-05-2002, 06:02 PM

Would you really like one of us to explain it to you, Robert?

lackluster · 08-06-2002, 02:03 AM

The Baby Maker Machine (BMM) of course! The BMM consists of two oval-shaped brewing tanks filled with baby fluid. Between these two tanks sits a giant rubber-steel tube. When the tube is heated up it emits millions of babies. Each baby is then placed in bubble-wrap, packaged and sent randomly to friendly men and women all over the globe. And that's why you have oriental brothers and black sisters while your mother is canadian and your father is german. I hope this clears things up for you

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NGraphiX · 08-06-2002, 03:33 AM

Notice our friend "robert0380" hasn't joined the melee

Bert · 08-06-2002, 09:45 AM

This isn't about Robert 0380 anymore!
Tell me more about the BMM, lackluster.

Bert

Stephanie · 08-06-2002, 01:00 PM

I have seen and participated in many weird discussions before, but this is by for the wierdest of them all.

Robert0380, why dont you go to directory /usr/bin/girl to find out the answer.

A-dummy · 08-06-2002, 01:42 PM

I think that this is a very fruitful discussion.....if it's about small babies then i am still confused over
contradictory answers i recieved during childhood (some of them: brought from market, dropped
from stars blah blah & i really contemplated over them)......
if it's about the real babes

then the only thing i m sure is that their minds are not open source...Reason:
you can never understand them & mostly they hate linux (ok let's exclude Stephanie for a moment)

Stephanie · 08-06-2002, 03:34 PM

Isajera is a chic, and she likes Linux.

And yes, we are open source.. you guys out there just dont know how to read a different programming language than what you were installed with

trickykid · 08-06-2002, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stephanie
Isajera is a chic, and she likes Linux.

I thought isajera was a girlie.. not a chic..

I myself and still trying to break the code that girls are programmed with, but with no luck, I find myself starting over everyday...