I'm glad CloudFairy tails this problem for us.
ah, why do I suddenly miss my dealings with PR days
"in a timely and flexible fashion our company lunches the new <<KYL'OOPS - Keep Your Loved One's Own Peacemaker as a Souvenir>> new line of products, dedicated to models affected by the missing battery feature. Early adopters can get a discount"
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Sorry, I just can't help myself... but somehow my stupidity gets me ashamed quite often, yet my paranoia seldom does...